A Flawed System.

On Wednesday we drove to the supermarket to pick up some milk, flour and coffee. This would not be a blogworthy happening, except we haven't been able to drive for the past four months!

Let me tell you the epic tale of the elusive Minnesota driver's license. I had to take two tests. The written and the road tests. I passed the written test the first time I took it. I somehow got an appointment for the road test two weeks later. I failed. Driving on the right side of the road was just too weird. I still hadn't adjusted in the 3 weeks since we had arrived. We were really wanted to get a car, so we could actually get around; we thought maybe we could just drive using our Australian licenses. Were we in for a shock. While Australian licenses are valid over here (so long as your visa is valid) getting insurance is a pain. There is no MAIB premium included in vehicle registration, and auto insurance is big business. You must have a minimum level of liability cover, which can make the premiums pretty high, but insurance agents offer discounts on your premium for all manner of things: being married, having a PhD, having a less-expensive car; but a foreign license has the opposite effect. We found a car and we were seriously considering buying, so we went to see an insurance agent. He gave us a quote of $200 per month. Not something we could really afford on a postdoc salary. So in mid-April I booked another road test. For May 31st. That was the earliest I could book it. It was such a long way off and life without a car in the Twin Cities is pretty is so annoying that I thought I should just try going without an appointment; people sometimes don't show up or cancel their appointments and I had heard that you can sometimes get in, if you get there early enough. Our friend Chet took me around 10 AM. But upon arrival Chet discovered he didn't have his proof of insurance in his car, so I couldn't take the test that day. The next week My boss's wife, Sue, kindly offered to take me around 9 AM. That wasn't early enough; the 'no-appointment' lane at the DVS was completely full. The next week Chet took me at 6:40 AM (the DVS doesn't open until 8 AM) and we were still 8th in line. We waited. And waited. By 11:30 AM only two of the no-appointment drivers had been tested. We gave up.

I ended up taking my test on May 31st and I passed! I got my temporary license and some of our friends from Church gave us their car (we changed the title over using my temporary license and a few other bits of paperwork). Then I tried to get insurance. After many hours on the internet, many emails and many phone calls, I discovered that it's not possible to get insurance using a temporary license. The insurance companies are very particular about having an actual license number, which was nowhere to be seen on my temporary license. So we waited a further three weeks and my license finally arrived on Tuesday and I bought auto insurance on Wednesday. Then we drove the the supermarket to celebrate.

ASMS 2013: A review

For the past week I have been at the American Society of Mass Spectrometry Annual Conference in Minneapolis. It was held at the Minneapolis Convention Center, which is a very nice location. Minneapolis is actually kind of impressive.

It's not very big though, which I found surprising considering the population.
The conference itself was pretty good. I learned a lot from my weekend short course, entitled 'Mass Analyzers: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know But Didn't Know Who to Ask'.

However, I found the Oral Sessions somewhat frustrating/boring. Most of the presenters at this conference seemed to see mass spectrometers as an end in themselves. Many of the talks followed this format:

1. We got some samples from somewhere. It doesn't really matter where.
2. We analyzed them using a clever mass spec technique or new instrumentation.
3. We got awesome separation and identified lots of metabolites/proteins. We don't care what their functions are.

I only care about mass spectrometry inasmuch as it can answer interesting biological questions. Instrumentation is interesting to a point, but it's just a tool to me.

Nevertheless I learned a lot. And there were quite a few talks that actually applied mass spectrometry to some interesting questions. And many of the posters were actually interesting.

But one of the great things about this conference was all the free stuff. Each evening the mass spectrometry corporations put on 'hospitality suites', which are kind of hard to explain. They were held in the Hilton Hotel and the best way to describe it I think is 'night clubs, with free alcohol and food and mass spectrometers as part of the decor'.

Here are some guys making blueberry martinis through an ice-sculpture.

And Waters Corporation had a game show.

Freebies abounded at all of these events.

All of these corporations also put on free breakfast seminars to tell you about their new technology and why it was the best. And to make you have positive mental associations with their company.

This is what I ended up with.

So now I have a lot of free corporate-branded stuff and a head exploding with mass spectrometry. Awesome.

A Grand Old Weekend

This has been a good weekend. For a start, on Friday I got my Minnesota license! It was actually pretty easy in the end. Plus, some of our friends from church have offered to give us their old car. It's a '91 Toyota and it's pretty rusty, but it will do for the summer, and it's free! We are very grateful for their generosity. It means that we can take a bit more time finding a newer, less rusty, car for the winter months.

On Saturday we visited downtown St. Paul. A few weeks ago we visited downtown Minneapolis. Maybe we just don't get downtown in the US, or maybe we weren't downtown proper, but we were pretty underwhelmed. There wasn't really much to do. Heaps and heaps of pubs, cafes and restaurants, but nothing like cities in Australia, like Melbourne or Sydney, where you can just wander the streets and you're sure to find something interesting. Anyway St. Paul provided a much better experience.

We caught the 9:30 AM bus and started exploring, hoping to find something interesting. Initially it seemed just like Minneapolis: condos, office buildings and not a whole lot going on. Then, when we were waiting at a set of traffic lights, a nice Minnesotan wound down his car window and asked 'Are you looking for the Farmer's Market?' We responded 'Yes! Yes we are. That's exactly what we're looking for.' He gave us directions, which we followed and found the Farmer's market full of fresh produce (a lot of rhubarb), jams, sauces, dips, cheese, eggs, bread and fudge. Most of which we sampled. It was really good, but also priced as such.

Then we went to this Cafe and got a plate of chippies. It was one of the most hipster places I've ever been in. In a good way. And the chips were great.

We were very impressed with the chalk art on the menu.

Then on Sunday, some friends from Church, Jim and Kelly, invited us to the Grand Old Day celebration. On the first Sunday of summer, most of Grand Ave, St. Paul, is closed off and taken over by a market/fair type thing. It was very enjoyable. We ate roasted sweet corn, deep fried cream cheese wontons, an egg roll and a corndog. Cheese curds will have to wait until the State Fair.

 

Authentic New Zealand pies. Made and served by Americans.

One Special Day After Another

A big difference I've noticed between Aussie and American churches, is the emphasis on special days. The church we are currently part of in the States, seems to pay much more attention to special days. And I don't mean just special 'Christian days' I mean any special day. Every week the sermon, the music, the decorations have a particular theme. I'm not saying this is a bad thing necessarily, but I think we've only had one 'normal' service since we got here. Today it was Memorial Day. You can see the American flag to left on the stage. The first song was the American National Anthem.

 Last week it was Pentecost. The week before it was Mother's day. I'm very much used to going through a book of the Bible, Sunday by Sunday, preaching exegetical sermons, without paying much attention to special days. Especially not secular holidays. It would be like Aussie churches having a special ANZAC day service on the Sunday of ANZAC day week. That would be strange. Perhaps its a reflection of the lack of separation of Church and State in America.

Adventures in Gluten Free Cooking: The Spaghetti Squash

I had never had a spaghetti squash. Until last night.

It's a weird vegetable. You cut it in half, remove the seeds and then bake it.

And then, using a fork, you kind of scrape out the insides and it comes out like spaghetti.

Which makes a nice, cheaper alternative to gluten free pasta (Amy is gluten-intolerant).

And it got the Micah seal of approval.

Things I See on my Daily Commute

Just for fun, I thought I'd show you some of the interesting things I see on my daily trip to and from work at the U. We'll start here. Nice street. That's not it's name; I was just commenting on its nature.

 

I have to walk up this steep hill, through the forest, after which I get to another street.

 

 After that, I get on a bus, and take a trip through the 'burbs. It's a pretty nice area.

One thing sticks out though.












This bar just makes me think 'Moe's Tavern'.

Then at the U. Extreme agricultural experiments, right in the middle of St Paul/Minneapolis!

 

Then there's this massive water tower.

And these flowers.

And I see this sign. This is the building I work in.

And this is my office.

That was fun, wasn't it?

Imagining Scripture

Calvary Baptist Church in Roseville, Minnesota, the church we have joined for our time here, recently did something called the Church Check-up. It was basically a survey of everyone in the church who wanted to participate, trying to get an idea of what the church was doing well and what we need to improve upon. We came in after the survey had actually been taken, but before the results and analysis were revealed. For the last two week, the interim pastor, Paul Murphy, used his sermon time to talk about the results of the Church Check-up.

I think it's a really good idea. It's important for churches to regularly consider how they are doing in areas such as ministry to adults, kids ministry, fellowship, evangelism, networking, etc.

In the church bulletin last week, a 'Letter to the Church at Roseville' was included. Similar in style to the letters to the churches in the first 3 chapters of Revelation. Paul Murphy tried to imagine what Jesus would say if he were to dictate a letter to the Calvary Baptist. I've reproduced it below, with his permission.

To: The Body of Christ at Calvary

From: the Saviour; the hope of all mankind; God's Sent One to seek and save the lost.

You have a rich history. You rightly are a flagship church with much to look back on and celebrate. You value my Word and your worship is heartfelt and pleasing to me. You excel at ministry to children, and in missions - sending, praying and funding ministry in other parts of the world. Caring and generous giving of time and treasure are woven into your church.
I challenge you - do not rest upon your rich history. The past is a land in which no one 'lives'. Rember my name is 'I AM', not I was. Faith is a muscle that needs to flexed regularly.

Turn from church being an 'end'; remember you are my body meant to be a means of serving and showing me to the world I died to save. Turn also from consumer Christianity - being 'self'-ish, idolizing, what is familiar, what you prefer, or what has become comfortable. I did not die for your comfort or for your favourite programs. Grumbling about minor things evidences that you are not captivated by the major things of my Kingdom work
Freshly turn to me for renewal and you will find a second wind blowing in your hearts. A distaste with 'comfort' will be supplanted by a heart for the not yet saved, a tug toward faith and risk - a magnetic pull toward the adventure of actually 'living' out your faith as partners in my great Kingdom purpose in the world.
Will you again commit yourselves to 'go and make disciples of all nations'
Will you commit to caring for one another; no newcomers or long-timers 'alone' in my body?
Will you commit to growing people up as my disciples, more than knowing my word, but equipping each other by putting it into practices so it transforms your living?
Will you commit to an enlarged heart and action in reaching out showing and sharing the gospel news of my love with those around you who do not yet know me?
You cannot do this without me. Clinging to me, I am able to do more than you can ask or imagine by my spirit at work among you.
I long to breathe a fresh spiritual wind of health and productivity - of lives changed 'in Christ' as unsaved come to new life, as people feel connected and grow up as 'disciples' living like me in your relationships.

Your Loving Lord,

King Jesus

I realise this might be considered by some to be 'adding to Scripture' but I actually think it's OK. The stuff that Paul is saying here is all stuff taken from to Bible, but just applied to Calvary Baptist church; worded in a way that's appropriate to our situation. Rather than adding to Scripture, I think he's just applying Scripture. Perhaps, other churches could benefit from thinking 'Based on what we know from the Bible, what would Jesus say to our church? What would the apostle Paul say to us?' If nothing else, it's an interesting and edifying thought experiment.